|Other girls:||Starbucks, iPhone, boy bands, Uggs and yoga pants, John Green, endless drama over boys|
|Me:||impeccable waistcoat, Federalist Papers, loose constructionist, endless drama w/ Aaron Burr, I am Alexander Hamilton|
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
My hobbies include accidentally freaking myself out by watching murder investigation shows
what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly
wanna see poetry
look at poe try. he try so hard 2 eat custard bc he too poe to afford...
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